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I’m all yours forever now

Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And, look at this pictur...

Turn it on baby, it’s amazing

But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I n...

Clear the way for our entrance

Do you mind if I sit here? Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared. Go...

Leave me alone, I’m sad today

Give her a break. Huh? Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I'm am an extra-terrestrial f...